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Inappropriate joke: Blueberry Hill

Sat Mar 13, 2010, 2:24 PM
  • Mood: Delighted
  • Listening to: Lupin III 97
  • Reading: Lupin III vol. 6
  • Watching: Lucky star ep 3
  • Playing: Street Fighter 4
  • Eating: meat
  • Drinking: water
Man, I remember an old joke as a kid when I was in 4th grade. And, I feel like telling you this joke. You may heard of it, you may heard of it differently, or didn't heard of it at all. Anyways, I just want to share it.
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It was a hot day at school and the teacher was doing her attendants. While she was done with the attendants, a naked boy walk in class late . The teacher asked, "Why are you late and naked?". The boy said, "Sorry, I was at the top on blueberry hill." The teacher told the boy to take his seat and she begin class.

10 mins later, another naked boy walked in class late. The teacher ask, "Why are you late and naked?". The boy said, "Sorry, I was at the bottom on blueberry hill". The teacher told the boy to take his seat and resume class.

10 mins later, a naked girl walk in class. The teacher ask, "Who are you?". The girl said, "Oh sorry, I'm a new student at your class. My name is Blueberry Hill".

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Yeah, at first I didn't get the joke. But later on, when I begin liking girls, I finally got the joke. lol

Come on, its a joke.

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Yo, my name is David Ticas and I'm going to make it BIG in this world...Well, kind of. I want to be Big, but not to big. You know what I'm saying..? Well if you don't, I want people to know me by my art, story and many other things I might work on. Will it be hard? YES! But life is not a easy road, but its not impossible to get where you want in life. YOU GOT TO FIGHT!!!

So yea, I been drawing since the age of 4 and my art skills Improve later on when I was 5th grade. I love anime, old school are the best in my opinion, 1960's to the 90's. Also, the 90's for U.S animation kick ass as well. I love to read manga's (READ MBQ! Its the best Manga I read so far), Comic books a little and I love Video games: To (J)RPG,action/adventure, Beat-N-Ups, Shot-N-Ups, 90's Arcade games, wherever. If I like it, then its good for me.

Holy Crap, I'm a geek! Also, I'm a little perv...DON'T HATE FOR WHO I AM!! lol

So yea, thats about me so far. I came here to this site to show off my skills and to meet *COUGH* Better *COUGH* Artist then me.

Sooo....Why are you reading this? Do you have some better things to do then reading my life!? Get out of here, go for your dreams...GO! GO! GO! NO BODY WANT TO SEE YOUR LAZY ASS DOING NOTHING! GET OUT!

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Devious Info

  • Interests: Anime, manga/comic, video games, film (maybe)
  • Favourite movie: Too Much
  • Favourite band or musician: Most bands around the late 90's and early 00's.
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock, old school rap/hip-hop, J-rock/pop, almost any type of music that sound good to me!
  • Favourite artist: Monkey Punch, Akira Toriyama, Eiichiro Oda, Mike Judge, Felipe Smith
  • Favourite poet or writer: Akira Toriyama, Stan Lee, Eiichiro Oda, Mike Judge, Felipe Smith
  • Favourite style of art: anime, cartoon, fantasy, sexy/hot/cute, and my own style
  • Shell of choice: Blue, black, red, white
  • Skin of choice: Midnight blue
  • Favourite game: Metal Slug series, Sonic Adventure (2) , Zelda series,Street Fighter series
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii (nintendo), DS light, X-box 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ken Master (SF), Raphael (TMNT), Son Goku, Luffy, Zoro, Sonic, Daffy Duck
  • Personal Quote: Don't say it, do it!!

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